How Did You Get Here?

So I was checking the analytics for the site today and I was caught off guard when I checked keywords. These are the words people search for and use to end up here.

Some I could understand – but a few were very strange… very very strange… here is my top 5 list of random keywords.

5. i jacked off to marge simpson – awesome…..

4. sexula fanastcies – hmm…

3. beastiality – very strange

2. CSI Miami Sucks – This makes me really happy

1. mariah carey carried away – what?